Wanted: One Partner in Crime Must love frolicking in the rain
Stomping in mud puddles
And tantalizing kisses
Needed: One Grown Man
To mow the grass
To cuddle and play naughty games
Who'll make my knees go weak...
Desired: One Randy Clown
Who can play court jester
To my spicy Queen
To giggle and tease and laugh with
Craved: One Bonny Equal
To rule side by side
To pamper and adore
Who will return the favor
Stipulations As Follows:
Must love dogs-not that I have one
Just wanna keep my option open
Must love kids
And dammit...
Must love me.
If they're really that randy a clown, who cares about dogs?!!!
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Coolio in spades.