Did you hear about the lesbians who moved to Ohio?
Yeah, they heard there was a Licking County.
Once upon a time there were these three couples who sat down to eat dinner. The first husband turned to his wife and said, "Please pass the sugar, Sugar." So she did. The second husband turned to his wife and said, "Please pass the honey, Honey." So she did. The third husband, thinking it was all a joke, turned to his wife and said, "Pass the pork, Pig!"
*Note: He was never heard from again, lol.
What's black and blue and red all over?
A brunette who told too many blond jokes.
* Hence the reason I don't tell blond jokes. Hehehehehehe.
Sorry. It's been too quiet today. I couldn't take it anymore!